“Y’know, Jenny … this hot Victorian assassin.” - Matt Smith
we found the ideal starter for Sollux guys
will let u go with a warning if u give him biscuits
and then they went out for beers
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
…and on Friday, a portal to Hell will be opening, before some late evening showers and persistent cloud cover moves in.
When asked why he has such a strong interest in learning everything there is to know about the technical abilities of a Starship, Kirk said he was facing one of his own fears. As a ship captain, he realizes he is not just responsible for an incredibly complex machine, but also a crew. In space, getting something just a little bit wrong is not an option. Believing that his high confidence in himself, and his crew, is his greatest tool in completing any mission, Kirk always wants to be sure that he never puts himself, or his crew, in a situation where his lack of technical knowledge increases the jeopardy of the situation. [x]
you said youd always love me
WHY IS IT SURROUNDED BY SALT
HOW CAN YOU BE ON TUMBLR AND NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SALT
Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”
kurt had the right idea